Thread: So a guy goes hunting

A guy goes hunting. He stops to pee, leans his weapon against a
tree and....just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and
discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by
his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local
to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were
able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm
going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
sister a plastic surgeon?" Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's
going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in
your eye.

Ouch, that hurts thinking about it.

Lol!

my coworkers are looking at me funny and I might be cleaning Dr. Peppr off my keyboard....