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    Default GW Bush, Queen Elizabeth & Putin (joke)

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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

    When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

    When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

    When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

    The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."
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    LOL!!!!!!! But yet it is so true!!!!!!!
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    me likey

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    HaHaHa....

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    That's a good one.Wonder if Putin got mad enough to rip off his shirt?

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    Soooooo true!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Sad but true

    That is a very funny joke, but the truth hurts. NOBAMA!

 

 

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