Thread: Medicine

A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;
we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;
we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us...
in the USA (about a couple of years ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....
we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"