Laugh and Lose, That Means Your Up, Keep It Halfway Clean

**556Tactical** · 09-30-2010, 09:25 PM

details...laugh and lose post a pic...first laugher, tag your turn to post one...i dont know why i shot tea out of my nose when i saw this...maybe the musician in me...i think its freakin funny...

**556Tactical** · 09-30-2010, 09:48 PM

**BigSky Ammunition** · 09-30-2010, 09:55 PM

NO candy thats not fair. I wounder if she would like ammo i got that its Shiny!!!

BPA

**SemperFiArms** · 09-30-2010, 10:06 PM

I just started a new business making land-mines that look like prayer rugs.

It's doing well. The Prophets are going through the roof.

**SemperFiArms** · 09-30-2010, 10:08 PM

Another one,

I lost the trivia contest at church Sunday night.

Not only that but I was immediately asked to leave.

The question was "where do women have the curliest hair".

Apparently the correct answer is the Fiji Islands.

**Strycnine** · 10-01-2010, 07:29 AM

Just got this in an email......

Acetaminophen (Aspirin)

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is
Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer... It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.