Thread: Ventriloquist and a Blonde....

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he's doing a show in a small town in South Florida.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid-ass blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community,
and from reaching our full potential as a person.

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but on women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells at him....,
"You stay out of this, Mister.... I'm talking to that little @sshole on your knee!"

HAHAHA!

I saw it coming a mile a way, but still found it funny.

Thanks for the LOLs