Thread: 3 story whorehouse (inhonor of Semperfi)

SemperFiArms was planning to build a new whorehouse. He wanted this thing to be the finest in the land. He went all out. Three story brick building, exquisite furnishings, chandeliers, full wall mirrors, antique oak bar, no expense spared.

He got it built and started hiring girls. The first floor he filled with moonlighting telephone operators, all young and fine looking. The second floor was filled with moonlighting nurses, again, all young beauties. By now he was running low on money so to fill out the house he filled the third floor with moonlighting old maid school teachers.

Things started out great. For the first few months the first two floors were bringing in the money. As time went by he realized that the third floor was making all the money. He couldn't figure why guys were bypassing the beautiful, young nurses and telephone operators.

One day M-4 came in and, as usual, took the elevator to the third floor. On his way back out SemperFi called him into his office.

M-4, I can't understand this. I have all these beautiful, young nurses and operators but my regular customers all want to go to the old maid school teachers. What is going on here?"

M-4 said, "It's pretty simple really. All those telephone operators know is 'Your three minutes are up'. All the nurses know is 'Ten dollars a shot'. But those old maid schoolteachers make you do it over and over again until you get it right."

Gotta do what ya have to do to make'em happy ya know..