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  1. 02-15-2011, 11:56 AM #1
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    My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house."


    Well, she didn't exactly put it like that.


    Actually she said, "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed Abdul Assami."


    I just got her a passport!!!
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    I don't know how to respond to this. Apparently I'm not the only one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiran View Post
    I don't know how to respond to this. Apparently I'm not the only one.
    Uh...yeah......
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    Yeah, kinda speechless on that one myself.
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    Uh.....
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  8. 02-17-2011, 05:40 PM #8
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    My daughter pulled the same thing, but I was wearing my Infadel shirt when I met her Albanian Muslim boyfriend.
    I know its just my own ignorance, but I was kinda shocked with his blond hair and blue eyes. Good kid. We went to waffle house
    and I ate atleast one of everything pork on the menu.
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