Thread: A Good Catholic Joke

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

A truck driver named Turner is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

Turner rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

Breathlessly, the man blurts out, “Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

"They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they have threatened to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

Shutting off his truck and reaching for the door handle, Turner asks, “On average, how much is each person giving?”

Finally a little more composed and able to catch his breath, the man says,

“About a gallon”