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    Default The Gator And The Blond

    A Florida Man walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

    He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
    "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood
    inside.

    Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute.

    Then, he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return
    for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd
    murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers,
    and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
    closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

    After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on
    the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
    unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
    willing to give it a try."

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

    A blonde woman timidly spoke up... "I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the
    beer bottle!"

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    The democommunists want to turn the country into a 3rd world socialist hellhole populated by cheese eating, surrender monkey, unionized metrosexuals.
    wilezcoyote@ ARFCOM Half-Fawns RULE!

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    Lol.
    Hold My Beer and Watch This!

 

 

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