Thread: 1st Day On The Job

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Walmart . . . nice children you have there . . . you must be very proud...are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they aren't twins, the oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7!
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just plain stupid . . . ?!'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am . . . I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you let alone doing it twice . . . ?
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work . . .

Lol!