Thread: The Marine and Preacher

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Texas. After the
plane took off, the Marine asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and
placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of
by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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